"Stop writing to me, you psycho!
I hated your stupid
stories, and I'm tired of these letters."
- Joyce Brown , New York Times
"Dad, read this."
"Hand me another beer, Bryan."
"Dad, my name's Brendan."
"Bud LITE, Bryan. I'm trying to watch my weight."
- J.C (Father)
"Is this a joke?
If so, I'm not laughing."
- John Hollywood-Amos , L.A. Times
"Oh, Brendan, you're such a good writer."
- A Biased Mother
"A pig's heart?
What the hell is this?
And stop taking
pictures of my wife!"
- Howie Jarr , Boston Herald Columnist
"You are hereby commanded to cease and desist all activity relating to sending my client unsolicited, irrelevant written communications or any form of human excrement."
- Joe Schmoe , New York Times Lawyer
As you can see, I'm setting the world on fire !
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